I hope Ron Santo gave someone his car keys tonight

I've been listening to Ron Santo announcing part of the Giants/Cubs game tonight.

Let me rephrase that.
I've been listening to Ron Santo slurring his words, telling the occasional piece of analysis with many awkward pauses and grumbling "Oh no... Oh man" as the Giants... arguably the worst offense in the bigs right now put up 10 runs in the first 2 innings.

He sounded Andy Capp level drunk.

It's only the third inning. I can't imagine how drunk he will sound by the 7th inning.

Someone drive him home, OK?